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Simon Kjær has numerous tattoos on his right arm. Let's have a look.
Simon Kjær has the words "Guiding, Encouraging, Protecting" on his right bicep. In an interview he once said: "I like the idea that someone watches over me and leads me to the right places."
Kjær has a bible passage on his right shoulder: Luk III 21-22. It stands for: "21 When all the people were being baptized, Jesus was baptized too. And as he was praying, heaven was opened 22 and the Holy Spirit descended on him in bodily form like a dove. And a voice came from heaven: “You are my Son, whom I love; with you I am well pleased.”
Kjær has his name and date of birth inked on the inner side of his right bicep, "Simon Kjær 26.03.89". He was born on March 26, 1989.
The words "I'm not the one, am I, Lord" were inked on Simon Kjær's right arm. It comes from the Bible verse Matthew 26:21-23.
On the inner side of Simon Kjær's right arm you will find the fish symbol or ichtus.
Right below the fish symbol, Simon Kjær has this bible reference: Gal 6:17. It stands for: "From now on, let no one cause me trouble, for I bear on my body the marks of Jesus."
The 'Last Supper' was inked on the inside of Simon Kjær's lower right arm. In an interview he once said: "I know that the story behind it will always fascinate me."
On the other side of his right arm, Simon Kjær has a tattoo of Virgin Mary.
Right below the Virgin Mary, on his right wrist, Simon Kjær has another bible quote: Luke I 31-33. It stands for: "31 You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. 32 He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33 and he will reign over Jacob’s descendants forever; his kingdom will never end."
Simon Kjær has a four stars tattoo and many others on his left arm. We'll proceed with those, one by one.
Simon Kjær has four stars tattooed on his left arm, which stand for his parents, his sister and himself. His sister has the same tattoo.
As can be seen in the following picture, the four stars were one of Kjær's first tattoos. As well as the roman numerals on his left wrist. We'll come
back to that one.
There's an elegant fairy on his upper left arm.
Simon Kjær's left arm is covered in flowers and butterfly tattoos.
There's a piece of art on Simon Kjær's back and neck! Let's zoom in.
On his back Simon Kjær has a giant stairway Virgin Mary and birds. And yes, there's more on his back! Continue reading to find out.
The tattoo near Kjær's left shoulder really needs special attention, since it took such a long time to find out what it is. When comparing two pictures it becomes obvious though: mountains.
There's a crown tattoo inked near Simon Kjær's neck. To be more specific, it's the Danish crown as can be seen in the picture.
Let's have a look the tattoos that Simon Kjær has on his legs.
Simon Kjær has a tattoo of his baby son on his right thigh. Most of the time you won't see this one, because it's hidden under his shorts.
And there's for sure a tattoo on his left thigh.
It is good to know that the tattoo on Simon Kjær's left leg was finally revealed. On this picture from a training session in April 2022, we
can see that he's got another child, presumably his second son, on his left leg.
Although it's hard to believe, Simon Kjær was born without tattoos! This is what Simon Kjær without tattoos (or few tattoos) looks like.
Many thanks to @for_danmark and @simonkjaerscreenshots for contributing to this story.
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